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Football Talk: John Terry full-kit hilarity, Paddy McCourt's on his way

The daily digest that repeats year old jokes like they are fresh and new.

Paddy McCourt, Celtic, July 2013.
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Photoshop skills went into overdrive last night after Branislav Ivanovic's dramatic late winner for Chelsea.

Of course, John Terry was lurking around with a stuffed gym bag for the glorious wander up the steps to collect the trophy.

He let Frank Lampard touch it though, which we thought was nice of him.

You can see the best of the LULZ below.

Yes, Football Talk knows it is getting slightly tiresome.

We know that some of the jokes on Twitter about it were far from rib-tickling.

But we weren't as affected by Full Kit 2: Revenge of the Terry quite as badly as this kid.


Back in Scotland, Celtic cult hero Paddy McCourt is offski, but Rami Gershon is trying his best to stick around for next year.

There are shenanigans in the Ibrox boardroom to catch up on, plus three match reports from games played last night.

Don't cry, readers.

Around the grounds

Kilmarnock 1-3 Hibernian: Eoin Doyle late brace gives Hibs three points
Hibs make it six points in four days with a Rugby Park victory.

Alloa Athletic 3-0 Dunfermline: Wasps take huge step towards First Division
Callum Elliot inspires Paul Hartley's men to within 90 minutes of promotion.

East Fife 0-0 Peterhead: Goalless draw leaves play-off final wide open
It's all to play for in the battle to play Division Two football.


Making the headlines

SFL clubs to meet for league reconstruction talks
The 30 clubs will take a fresh look at the SPL's new proposals on Friday. (Scotsman)

Paddy McCourt to leave Celtic
So long to The Derry Pele. (Daily Express)

Craig Mather: I won’t fail you Ally
Interim chief executive of Rangers gives his thoughts on the club. (Scottish Sun)

Rangers shareholders try to overthrow chairman Malcolm Murray in bid to snatch control of boardroom
More boardroom shenanigans at Ibrox. (Daily Record)

Anthony Stokes: I want new contract so I can hit 100 goals for Celtic
The striker is thinking of a number. (Daily Record)

Agent wants talks with Celtic over new deal for Gershon
The on-loan defender is not giving up on staying at Celtic Park. (Evening Times)


Kilmarnock beat Motherwell to Craig Samson signing
The goalkeeper looks like snubbing the advances of Stuart McCall. (Daily Express)

Aberdeen boss: 'This is just the start of my squad cull'
Derek McInnes axed 11 this week - more will follow. (Daily Record)

Andy Webster in the dark over his Hearts future
The Scotland defender will need clarity on the finances at Tynecastle before knowing if he can stay. (Daily Record)

Hearts play down SPL finances scrutiny
The club has clarified its relationship with troubled Ukio Bankas. (Scotsman)

Before the full kit, there was a game

Watch highlights of Chelsea's Europa League final win over Benfica
Dramatic injury time winner gets Chelsea's hands on another European trophy.


Terry mocked for kit change
All the social media reaction. (ESPN UK)



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